~*FuNnY PICKUP LiNeS*~
> 1. Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk
> about the first thing that POPS up!!!
>
> 2. (motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I
can
> make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
>
> 3. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
>
> 4. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you
hold it
> against me?
>
> 5. Fuck me if I'm wrong....but haven't we met before?
>
> 6. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
>
> 7. I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
>
> 8. Are those real?
>
> 9. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your
bed
> rock.
>
> 10. (offer guy/girl a screw) wanna screw?
>
> 11. Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you......of
> course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.
>
> 12. The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house
and
> spread the word.
>
> 13. The only place I want to go is south of the border.
>
> 14. Hey you want to know what I heard about you? Fuck
me
> and I'll tell you.
>
> 15. Why don't you come over and we can do math in the
bed;
> add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply.
>
> 16. What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like
this?
>
> 17. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
>
> 18. Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible"
>
> 19. So, do you want to see something really swell?
>
> 20. Excuse me but is your last name
"Gillette"......cause
> you are the best a man can get!
>
> 21. Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50
feet of
> garden hose?
>
> 22. My shirt's chaffing me.....
>
> 23. Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No)
> Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
>
> 24. They call me Milk, because I do your body good.
>
> 25. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
>
> 26. Hey baby, wanna wrestle.
>
> 27. Hi, do you want to have children? (assuming the
answer
> is no) Ok then, can we just practice?
>
> 28. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a
stiffy.
>
> 29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much
have
> you been drinking?
>
> 30. They say the best things in life are free.... they
lied(
> but I do accept American Express)
>
> 31. This Valentines Day, I really want you to know how I
> feel.....So you better use both hands.
>
> 32. You can feel the magic between us......No, lower!
>
> 33. You're on my mind this Valentine's Day.....I'd prefer
you
> on my bed.
>
> 34. This Valentine's Day I want you to know that I'm
> head-over-heels for you....and I know some other positions too.
>
> 35. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and
> even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
>
> 36. You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
>
> 37. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on
> earth, I bet we could do it in public.
>
> 38. Hey baby, can i tickle your tummy from the inside?
>
> 39. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the
> hell outta me.
>
> 40. Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails
and
> screw ya.
>
> 41. Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel.
>
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