Finally, an exercise plan with some real incentive!
> Sex is the most
> practical and fun way of losing weight. Look how many
> calories you can burn:
> TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
> With her agreement..............................12 cal
> Without her agreement..........................187 cal
>
>
>
> TAKING OFF THE BRA
> With both hands..................................8 cal
> With one hand...................................12 cal
> With one hand being slapped.............37 cal
> With the mouth..................................85 cal
>
> PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
> With erection....................................6 cal
> Without erection...............................315 cal
>
> PRELIMINARIES
> Trying to find the clitoris......................8 cal
> Trying to find G spot...........................92 cal
> Without caring at all............................0 cal
>
> WHEN DOING IT
> Holding her up..................................12 cal
> Just on the floor................................8 cal
> POSITIONS
> missionary.....................................12 cal
> 69 laying........................................8 cal
> 69 standing up.................................112 cal
> Trolley........................................216 cal
> Italian chandelier.............................912 cal
> HAVING AN ORGASM
> Real...........................................112 cal
> Fake...........................................315 cal
> POST ORGASM
> Staying in bed..................................18 cal
> Jumping off the bed.............................36 cal
> Explaining why you jumped off the bed..........816 cal
> GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
> Between 16 and 19 years of age..................12 cal
> from 20 to 29...................................36 cal
> from 30 to 39..................................108 cal
> from 40 to 49..................................324 cal
> from 50 to 59..................................972 cal
> over 60.......................................2916 cal
>
> PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
> Quietly.........................................32 cal
> Being in a hurry................................98 cal
> With her husband opening the door.............1218 cal
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