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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and
somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the
worried faces."The only hope left for your loved one at this time
is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,semi-risky and you
will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the
news.

After a great length of time, someone asked,"Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable
to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask.

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so
to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to
mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they
are about to kiss each
other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little
horny. With an air of
confidence, he leans with his hand against the
wall and, smiling, he says
to her "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents
will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this
hour?"
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get
caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're
all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love
you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just
can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I beg you..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on,
and the girl's little
sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled,
and in a sleepy voice she
says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a
blowjob. Otherwise I can do it.
Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and
do it. But for God's
sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..."