Hey everyone!!!!! I just wanted to say Hi to my friends and (boyfriend) and I love u all....Steph,(Matt W....I love you!),Zac, Laura W, Em F, Meg S, Val S, Dave G, Unkie, Jay C, Fruity Nick, Andy W, Chrissy C, Kim K, Sara M, Katie G, Jenny T, Jenny L, Tabby H, Jessica D, Jessica S, Janine B, Megan T, Amanda C, Lindsay F, Audry W, Mike D, Amanda D, James B, JR, Megan L, Katie W, Randy G, MR. PATEL!, Ashley R, Marc L, Kay, Matt P, SCHWAN! L,Little Mo, Big Mo, Jagdeep, Chris B, Megan D, Dana B, Mandy C, Jason P, Sara B, Dustin G, Will L, Ashley K..... Thats i all i can remember...But anyone i forgot love u 2!!! INSIDE JOKES: Steph: Wheres that Big Boy? Big Bacon Classic Sweaty Napkins! Theres a hair in my yahoo! Bloody Pasta! Ben Traxler! SIIIICK! Your burps make me GAG! CLIMAX! "GET OFF ME!!!!!!" Bacon at 3 AM! "YOU'RE WEARING MY SHIRT YO!" The "Twitcher" Have any "Dead Gerbils" lately?? "Theres goes that DRUNK SKUNK" "This kid has an uncircumcised penis!" Laura: Hag -E- Sac Quad Chicks! 2 Drums falling down the stairs Death by drumstick Stick throw Sumo Sticks Big Ben Beef Sac...Beef Sac..Beef SAC SAC Fruity Nick "Andy, get out in the hall!" Water song...."do do do do do doo" Perky Secs! ADD!!!! YOU'RE LIKE THE DAMN PAPARATZI I CAN'T EVEN EAT! x-tra long phone cords You and matt have elbow sex...:-( MATT: Kitty! Piggy's, Goat's, Horse's, Unicorns! Matt.........HI! Farmer Matt! PUT YOU BACK ON SOLID GROUND! Mr. Patel doesn't like you...... "PATEL CLEAN!"..."NO YOU SHUT UP!" Zac smells like a French W****! "Up down touch the ground...puts me in the mood" I'M COLD!!!! "Well turn off the fan".....no...! Munkay! Hayley.......BOO!!!! "The Streak!" Don't worry about it.....forget it! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT! Ohhh Butterfly! The Pool Table The Big O......sick! SHit! Napkins The Great Locker Switch HANDCHECK! It was - - this close! NOW?!?!?!? My mom cut off my tail..... She got mad at me and cut it of with a pair of sissors. Does he know you are clean down there? I mean that you are bald....I mean that you shave? Tossin' the Bacon HOW IS THAT SICK?!?!? I'm educated.... If those walls could talk..... It wasn't a yes..or a no..it was more like..I can't Thats strike ONE strike THREE and his a** is grass! Why the hell did u get a Dutch Apple BAGEL?!?!?!? Hey Matt, u know what? Creed's a religious band!!!!! You are in a "MOOD!!!!!!" He He Whatcha doin.....poopin! IT GREW! So i shouldn't whip out the Polish jokes at the resturant at Hamtramick? pEEEEEnis? The pretzel and pizza sauce at Oakland Mall! Oh your think u r Jay-Z with that sweater on? Matt, will u buy me an escalde? YELLOW! The hand game STOP DRUMMING why is your coat in my locker? Boy, i'm glad that bus grage was there! $7 salad Before Unkies party..... candy apple lotion cuCUMber Melon I'm getting you a roast beef sandwich for Christmas! Cheesecakes with an Attitude! U don't like my gingerbread cookies I bet u at mario cart :-P The Pool Table That fooseball table is hard to put together! You cheat at tickling! I couldn't move!!! Look matt its me on TV! I can still play it! Damnit i went downstairs for 2 seconds and missed you in the parade! I better hurry and get ready for school he might be worried....oh yeah he's at the doctors...damnit! You reak like RAW MUSHROOMS! "Shake that ass....oh how i love that ass" <Girl turns around and gives a dirty look> Shelly Long Penis called me a hoe! Is she bothering you? YES ARREST HER!
| | This is one of my best friends Stephanie!!!!!!! She's short.....like a midget!!!!! But I still love her! Steph, I know things havn't been great lately, but I really miss you! We had so much fun together! This summer was awesome. I just wanted to let you know that I love you and miss being bestfriends!!!! Matt, Matty Pooh, Farmer Matt.... I love you sooooo much!!!! You are such a cutie! You are adorable! You make me laugh! And I'm always happy when I'm with you! You are such a great guy! I'm so lucky to have you! I hope we never break up!!!!!! No dumb fights.......k? You are my superman!!!!!!I Love You soooooo much!!!!! ...."Up down...touch the ground....puts me in the mood...up down...touch the ground...in the mood for food....I am stout round...and I have found.....speaking poundage wise....I improve my appetie when I excercise.....I am short....fat and proud of that!something something something!" Its the Whinnie The Pooh Song!!!!!!! YEY! Matt I love you so much! U are the greatest! Thank you for my bracelet and Piggy! PUT YOU BACK ON SOLID GROUND! HAHAHAHA!!! MR. PATEL is going to kill you!!!!! He almost hit you Sunday!!!!! He's going to hunt you down and hit you with his mop! LOL! Matt, I want a farm with piggy's, goat's, horse's, and unicorn's! They are all going to be best friends and they are going to nibble on each others ears......HEHE! And It'll be in the middle of a mall....:-) Chrissy....what can i say....you are F**king crazy....! You can always make me laugh! With our future car...the PENIS MOBILE! (Don't ask) And our song...."I want u Matt..." Remember Matt N? THAT was funny! What about those pricks who were making noise above us the last day at Band camp? The dances.....! Charlie H?!?! Our sounds...bahhh...! THE QUAILS R COMING!!! WATCH THEM HATCH IN ROOM 148!!! That lovely night at Sk8ing where that little boy almost got bi**h slapped and that little girl almost died....CHRISSY! Yo quierro______'s Grande Panae!!!! My sac is Blue...what color is yours?!?!? Chrissy, your SAC is HAIRY!! Chrissy I love ya and I can't wait to share another exciting year with u!!!!.....u dumb flaggot!!!! j/k! |